Growing up to be Xena the Warrior Princess

hi, I'm ABCooper. You can find my fanfic over on AO3. This tumblr will mostly contain my fangirl flailing. (Also, my life mostly consists of fangirl flailing.)



standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via randomnounsmash)


u guys… I know I am more than a decade late to this party, but - is there good marauder-era fanfic besides the shoebox project? W-where is it? 

Walmart security guard shoots 'shoplifting' mother dead in parking lot as she tries to escape with two young children





I am SO goddamned tired of this shit. 

damn, they won’t let up. we can’t run and we can’t surrender. what do they expect us to do? they killed this woman over what some merchandise? you let out on some garments what twisted universe do you gotta come from when a overtime punching rent-a-cop even bothers to chase and then pull a gun? smh rip because there is nothing but war on this side of the final curtain.

I cannot.. I can’t….

This is shit. No one should shoot anyone over fucking shoplifting.

Shelly Frey lost her life and her children lost their mother because a cop wanted to fucking play hero over fucking shoplifting.

(via purpleterpsichore)






whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

No reason for the whale to suffer.

As a writing professor I really very much prefer it when my students write essays about things they’re passionate about. Your boredom shows through.

yes ok it took me ages to figure this out, my education is for me and absolutely everything I do for it should be things that I want to know and am passionate and interested in, I am allowed to tailor the experience to myself, why would you ever do anything else


I was complaining to Olivia because none of my teachers posted their syllabuses online before the start of class, and I explained that it makes it harder to get the textbooks cheaply online in time to do the reading, and I’ll probably end up paying more to get them from bookstores

And Olivia went and got her wallet and got out her $6 that she has saved up and was like, “here, will this help?”

you know, i’m sure marvel has a really good reason why there isn’t a black widow movie yet…


you know, black widow is a hard character to write and it’s not like they have a script just lying around-


well they can’t have had that for long-


it’s been such a long time though, i’m sure he doesn’t still want to do it-


well, it’s also not like there was ever another script in development before or anything-


but does she have any history of working well with Marvel and writing a great movie with a plot that seemed like a hard sell-


it’ll be hard to find a director though, that will have to bear the responsibility of directing the first Marvel female-led movie-


but is she a strong character who has been established in several other hugely successful/well-received movies and played by one of the most bankable actresses in the world-


then again, maybe she doesn’t even want to do a black widow movie-


wow, so what the fans have to say actually matters?! that’s great! so they might listen to us and-


but they do supposedly have movies planned up until 2028, we must at least be getting one black widow movie at some point-


but wait-



(via fyeahmcublackwidow)