Growing up to be Xena the Warrior Princess

hi, I'm ABCooper. You can find my fanfic over on AO3. This tumblr will mostly contain my fangirl flailing. (Also, my life mostly consists of fangirl flailing.)
killerville:

milodrums:

n-a-blue-box:

killerville:

CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES A GOOGLETHIS IS GOING IN THE RECAP AS PART OF A SERIES OF GOOFS ON STEVE ROGERS’S SEARCH HISTORY, AND IT TOOK ME SUCH AN EMBARRASSINGLY LONG TIME TO COORDINATE PROPERLY (i had to google everything backwards) THAT I’M PUTTING IT HERE. IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I DON’T CARE.

it was great and then the last one punched me in the goddamn feels. 

*shields

*thnaks

killerville:

milodrums:

n-a-blue-box:

killerville:

CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES A GOOGLE

THIS IS GOING IN THE RECAP AS PART OF A SERIES OF GOOFS ON STEVE ROGERS’S SEARCH HISTORY, AND IT TOOK ME SUCH AN EMBARRASSINGLY LONG TIME TO COORDINATE PROPERLY (i had to google everything backwards) THAT I’M PUTTING IT HERE. IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I DON’T CARE.

it was great and then the last one punched me in the goddamn feels. 

*shields

*thnaks

(via actualmenacebuckybarnes)

my boss is watching american idol or whatever so i have to wait until the new agents of shield episode goes up on hulu tomorrow

omg you guys my mom just sent me this email about my nephew

"Picked up Robbie and Ellisa from school today and brought them back to the house for strawberries and cookies while we waited for Tom to get out of school.  After a couple of minutes in the house Robbie said, “I am going to tell my mom to email Aunt Ari and tell her how much I miss her!  I can’t stand how much I miss her!  I miss her as much as Oz misses her!”  That is an exact quote!  What an Auntie you are!"

  • Olivia: Are mermaids real?
  • Me: Hmm..... well, I think they're like fairies. Nobody really KNOWS that they're real, but they still might be!
  • Olivia: Well obviously fairies are real, or else where do my teeth go? I mean, it's not like YOU need my teeth for anything.

Does anyone have an osx disc they’d lend me in return for a cup of coffee or something? My computer is so fucked up, I want to just reset the poor thing

whenever I see a bunch of gif-sets for a thing all pop up at once, I’m like, “oh man this thing must be up on netflix instantplay now, awesome!!”

and 99% of the time that is the case, but then every once in awhile the internet is very disappointing

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

margaery-tyrell:

— black widow / Чёрная вдова / chernaya vdova / natalia alianovna romanova / natasha romanoff

SO HERE for the Black Widow movie where we learn that Natasha Romanoff has been lying to us all along

That the secrets she spilled to Congress and the world were only the tip of a Titanic-sinking iceburg

That Loki saw her fully, for a moment, but even he underestimated her. As is the nature of liesmiths who meet secret-spinners.

That she wasn’t born in 1984, her name isn’t even Natasha Alianova Romanoff, and the red in her ledger runs deeper than anyone ever imagined.

Captain America 2: Best Brodown

hawkeyesex:

Welcome one and all to the Brodown. A competition that pits Russian Spy against Russian Spy against … dude with awesome wings, I forget what his military position is … in the quest to become CAPTAIN AMERICA’S BEST BRO.

The challengers are:

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 Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow a.k.a A Crap Ton of other Aliases

Strengths: Sass. Girl Power. Probs reminds him of Peggy and shit. Could fucking kill her competitors in four seconds if we allowed that sort of thing.

Weaknesses: No.

History in Competition: Once stole the SATs together. 

Special Skills: Finding a hair straightener literally anywhere.

Strategy: Get Steve laid.

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Sam Wilson a.k.a. Falcon

Strengths: Will do anything Cap says. No, like, anything. Like at all.

Weaknesses: Will do anything Cap says. No, like, anything. Like at all.

History in Competition: Steve was on his left.

Special Skills: Owns a hair straightener even though his hair’s really short so you know he got game.

Strategy: Bond over losing a bro in war.

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James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes a.k.a. The Winter Soldier

Strengths: Was the Bro Steve lost in war — take that! Really pretty eyes.

Weaknesses: Really bad at eyeliner. Wants to kill Captain America

History in Competition: Returning Champion (Runner up: Howard Stark … there wasn’t much of a fight)

Special Skills: Sometimes he remembers his own name and stuff.

Strategy: Please.

(via actualmenacebuckybarnes)