justaguywitharrows replied to your chat: Bartender: *gives us free bowl of popcorn*

ETANK WHAT

haha, ikr? I laughed at her for like 5 minutes

I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE GROWL

I ended up just buying the ebook on amazon after Barnes & Noble LOST my preorder. I - I think I may be able to lend it to you through the kindle? I am not even sure. But Evan, you need to read it right. now. And then you need to be in AGONY with me until the next book comes out.

AGONY.

The wonders of a liberal arts education, amirite?

you are so rite.

oh NYU. You brainwashed me so good.

I will publish you if you write them

deal.

today E-Tank and I went to the zoo and saw some ocelots and then Tara came over and we all made tiramisu cupcakes and then we dipped raspberries from the garden into the leftover mascarpone/whipped cream frosting.

So, why aren’t any of you guys visiting me in Kentucky?

Oh Ari. I am sorry. I wish I knew how to fix it.

aah, I mean, I wasn’t asking for sympathy. Or I guess I was, haha, but I don’t mean to make it about me when the worst of it is never aimed at me. I just - I wish I knew how to fix it too. Please can we have our commune now? o.o

Also I miss you and your ridiculous apartment!

The alt text of this xkcd comic is:

wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at philosophy

Evan and I decided to test this.

Star Trek: 12 clicks

My Little Pony: 18 clicks

kettle: 15 clicks

Sapphire & Steel: 16 clicks

beer: 13 clicks

South Africa: 14 clicks

…. this would probably be less mindblowingly hilarious if it weren’t 4:30 in the morning, right?

justaguywitharrows replied to your post: asgldk I wish I’d slept last night

     Where is this place it better not be in Kentucky

yep. Kentucky. Also I don’t know tumblr etiquette, I might be formatting this wrong.